Boudreaux and Thibodeaux have been working hard over at Crazy Alan’s Swamp Shack. The upstairs deck is temperature controlled, perfect for all the intense weather we’ve been having in the Clear Lake Area recently. You can’t get a better view of the Kemah Boardwalk Marina anywhere else in the area. And most importantly, a barrage of new menu items are coming this February. On the horizon for spring, when the weather settles and live music starts back up, you might see the two cousins swinging hammers, building a brand new outside kitchen for boiling crawfish and smoking Alan’s famous oysters!
The Swamp Shack’s humorously named menu items add a fun, swamp-like atmosphere to the dining experience. But clever names don’t adequately describe the satisfaction in each savory bite! Due to popular demand, additions will include some old Seabrook Beach Club gems, along with several mash-ups of current crowd favorites and some exciting new items to fill out the menu.
Swamp Shack’s burger menu is getting several major additions. Prized among patrons, Alan’s mouth-watering ground beef burgers are infused with fresh ingredients, creating a uniquely enjoyable taste. Two of the most popular burgers on the menu, the Swamp Hog – a beef patty stuffed and cooked with bacon – and the Water Moccasin – a beef patty stuffed and cooked with jalapeños – have been swamptastically combined to create the colossal “In-Breed” burger. Another exciting addition is the Alligator burger – a beef patty stuffed and cooked with tenderized chunks of real alligator meat. Crawfish lovers already appreciate the Mudd Bugg burger, but try it blackened in crawfish spices and you’ll be a fan forever.
Those who recall Alan’s famous shrimp stuffed jalapeños from the Beach Club days, will be pleased to see they’re now on the Swamp Shack menu. Other appetizer additions include an award-winning shrimp & oyster diablo (shrimp, an oyster and a jalapeño wrapped in bacon and deep fried), crab stuffed mushrooms, smoked oysters, real alligator legs (if alligator nuggets aren’t enough!), and various sampler plates to try them all. If you’re with a group of friends, be sure to share some boiled seafood treats. The Mix Crab Pot includes a Blue Crab, clusters of each Snow Crab, Dungeness and a leg of King Crab; and the ultimate Boiled Seafood Feast includes everything in the Mix Crab Pot plus two pounds of crawfish, half a pound of boiled shrimp and lobster tail!
More traditional seafood plates have been added to round out the menu, satisfying a diverse array of palates. Additions include buffalo wings, Swamp tacos (alligator, fish or shrimp), Bayou Po-Boys (fried alligator, shrimp, crawfish or shrimp slaw), a rib-eye steak sandwich, a club sandwich, fried oyster dinner, Cajun fried Blue Cat dinner, chicken & sausage jambalya, Cajun shrimp and/or crawfish etouffee, BBQ bacon shrimps, Red Snapper, a fried “Trash” platter (with jumbo shrimp, oysters, catfish fillet and alligator), and grilled “Captains” platter (with jumbo shrimp, scallops, and snapper filet). Top it all of with Alan’s new strawberry pudding cake!
Nearly doubling the menu, the Swamp Shack is fast becoming a full service seafood restaurant, equipped to cater to any needs of its diverse clientele. Already a hit with the locals who are crazy about crawfish all year round and its award-winning gumbo, the added selections are certainly a “win” for the restaurant. Just look at the cover of this month’s SCENE – and Thibodeaux must be very proud.
Originally published in The SCENE Magazine – February 2011
Filed under: Food, SCENE Magazine, crawfish, Crazy Alan's Swamp Shack, Kemah TX
Under new ownership since November, Signature Bistro has been completely renovated inside and out. With a fresh new look and an updated menu, the cozy, converted house is the perfect place to wine and dine. With live music on the weekends and low lights in the evenings, the Bistro provides a truly intimate experience. Top it all off with extraordinary chef-prepared dishes and a sophisticated selection of fine wines, and you’ve got yourself a fine dining destination – without the long drive.
The time, effort and service put in by the staff at Signature Bistro is inspiring. Sisters, Elizabeth Grella and Melissa Baccus own the restaurant; but are often seen bar-tending and serving food. Executive chef, Bradley Hamil, greets guests whenever possible, garnering feedback on his signature dishes. Patrons feel more like family than customers and there’s a welcoming spirit unparalleled with most establishments due to the quaint, homelike layout and small scale of the restaurant.
Lunch at The Bistro consists of lighter versions of the dinner menu, along with a variety of pastas and the mouthwatering Texas Kobe burger. Look out for the Reuben, Cuban, muffuletta and club sandwiches starting this month!
As you walk into The Green Parrot a maze of painted docks cover an ocean floor and the walls are plastered with seascape murals. Local artist Gary Holman, who’s responsible for wall art all over Clear Lake and Houston, painted the restaurant from top to bottom. The wood flooring, painted to look like the ocean, was added during the post-Ike restoration process―fitting, given the establishment flooded with six feet of water during the hurricane.
The bar also features direct service to a large backyard patio, opening up the restaurant to the sunny weather. Sit outside and enjoy live music every weekend, with acoustic sets every Sunday from 1:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. and various live bands every Friday and Saturday from 9:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m. During the evening, when the area is really rocking the patio turns into a dance floor where you can move under the stars. With plenty of room for the kids and comfortable outdoor seating, the private patio is a popular spot to share a pitcher of beer or sip on tropical drinks amidst the beautiful sunny weather.
Expanded menu coming soon in mid-June will include a huge seafood platter, perfect for sharing, with local, wild caught fried Gulf catfish, fried shrimp, coconut shrimp, crab balls, and fried crawfish tails. Or order most platter items separately, as appetizers. Additional new seafood items include crab cakes, cold boiled shrimp and shrimp cocktail; new sandwiches include the patty melt and pulled pork sliders; and other new appetizers include stuffed jalapenos and chicken, beef, cheese, or chili nachos.


The new location welcomes us with a large patio, full of tables equipped with bright red, Christo style umbrellas. The amount of green space separating the outdoor seating area from the traffic creates a sound buffer not typically found in shopping center restaurants. Lurking overhead is the same, brightly lit Berryhill sign we all know and love; but in this case, it’s positioned on the rounded corner facade of the restaurant, appearing as the entrance to some sort of modern, grand castle.
The layout inside the main dining area resembles the charm of the other restaurant locations. What sets this location apart from the rest is the use of space in the bar area. Swirling with dazzling colors and imagery, the space makes for a perfect happy hour spot. Additionally, the amount and placement of flat screens, makes it easy to comfortably catch sporting events from any table or bar top.
And if that wasn’t enough, there’s a semi-private loft-style spot above the actual bar, complete with comfy, black leather couches, a couple of flat screens, and a killer view through its panoramic window. More like an upscale club setting, this area will cater to larger parties and casual get-togethers. Reservations are welcomed and there’s no charge to use the space.






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